green navy

The Navy is now running ads touting how green it is. Well, there you have it, if the Navy can do it so can you. And I mean that very literally. Because unless you are a multi-national corporation with obvious disregard for the environment -an oil company for example- chances are you already are a few orders of magnitude greener than the Navy. So why not tell everyone about it?

I am sure many will take this message to heart and sign up for the Navy so they can help the environment. People signing up for the military tend to have a weak spot for protecting our natural resources. But they also contribute in other ways.

The Navy kills people, which does help with the overpopulation issues, and hence does contribute to less pollution. Unfortunately, they tend to do so in a very wasteful manner. They also preferentially kill people from third world countries so sadly the net balance is not in their favor. People in third world countries just don't have the means to cause much pollution over their lifetimes. And last but not least, even though the Navy has an impressive kill record, the numbers just don't add up. There are just too many people on the planet for them to have an impact that matters. But perhaps the new sonar will help kill enough wales to make up for it?

It appears the Navy is also trying to support proponents of nuclear energy. Their angel of good tidings is a woman nuclear engineer. That is a sweet touch. The Navy of course has a lot riding -or shall we say sailing- on nuclear energy. Its aircraft carriers, warships and submarines are powered by nuclear reactors. And the Navy is also a proud tester of nuclear weapons. Those of you not born yesterday, probably heard of Bikini Atoll, a true testament to environmental stewardship.

There, under the banner of operation Crossroads, the Navy managed to demonstrate its green thumb in way that was hard to beat. Even if you never heard of it, chances are you saw a picture of the famous Baker shot. It was a test like no other. Here is one radioactive fish, courtesy of Baker, that the Navy may want to use to light up their future green commercials.