You'll be happy to know that TSA stopped a dangerous terrorist toddler from taking the banned substance, known as play doh aboard an airliner. Apparently, this life-saving intervention was made possible by the new technology known as total body peepshows. It was not revealed where the toddler had hidden the dangerous material that some experts say rivals PETN in consistency.
The parents were happy TSA had intervened and saved so many innocent lives. The politically correct were quick to point out this great example of the benefits of not profiling. "Profiling is just wrong," they were quoted as saying, "this latest incident shows that even Caucasian toddlers traveling with their mothers can be extremely dangerous."
The CIA, the NSA and other overpaid spy agencies may not be able to put two and two together, but when it comes to saving the traveling public, TSA is clearly on the dough.
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