catch-22

You probably heard about the bail-out package. The $700 billion that is needed to "stabilize" the market. The $700 billion that will buy worthless debt "instruments" and straddle tax payers with excess pain for decades to come. But what you may not know, or may not have thought off is that this package will do nothing for struggling home-owners. It will do exactly nothing about the source the mess, the mortgage crisis.

What it will do, is allow banks to write-off or remove from their balance sheet, worthless paper. Toxic debt is the technical term. That will make the bank look better, and up its credit rating. That will make it so the bank can get more money and won't have to raise funding to shore up its collateral.

However, the plan can only work when two things happen. Things that nobody really wants to happen. Or at the very least, things that nobody should want to happen.

The first is the CEO's and other C-executives will walk away with millions in bonuses, severance, and other platinum or diamond-studded gold parachutes. All rewards for "a job well done." And there is nothing you or I or anyone else for that matter can do about it. Because those greedy executives will not sign on to a plan that forfeits their "packages." 

Guess what will happen to bank X if its CEO has to sign on to a plan that wipes out his/her package in order to rescue the company? If you said, he/she will let it go under, you win! Because that is exactly what will happen. No CEO will voluntarily give up their "benefits" in order to do his/her fiduciary duty or protect the shareholders. CEO's are eager to fire workers to protect the shareholders and boost margins, but don't touch their money!

The second is that the Fed will have to pay way too much for all that debt. If the Fed values the debt for what it is worth (nothing), then the cure won't work. Even if the Fed pays a more reasonable rate, the rescue won't work. The cure can only work if the Fed buys worthless paper for its over-inflated and unrealistic face value.

So here you have it. A package that buys useless paper at enormous cost with your money and rewards incompetent executives for their greedy misbehavior over the past five to eight years.

And what will this marvelous package do? It will restore confidence. It will make it so banks don't fail and so credit does not dry up. It will save the financial sector. It will do nothing, absolutely nothing for housing, mortgages, home-owners or anyone else. They will be left to pick up for themselves. It will do nothing about the next wave of upcoming foreclosures. It will do nothing about crashing housing prices, or lost jobs.

The banks sold everyone mortgages that they could not afford and then they packaged these mortgages with plenty of excess fat into investment "vehicles," that are now worthless because the collateral is not there (i.e. the house). So the bank has a problem, and guess what, we will bail them out.